When I first heard the word “Tentra” I immediately thought: dinosaurs. I know nothing about dinos, but I’m pretty sure a Tentradactle is a real thing. And if it’s not, it probably just hasn’t been discovered yet.
Turns out I’m not far off with my associations. Apparently, Starbucks is traveling into Big Gulp territory, rolling out the Tentra-sized beverage option. Starting May 3rd, for 50 cents more than a Venti, you can get 31 oz. of pure addiction in a super cup.
Apparently this size-on-steroids is geared toward iced beverages like lemonade, tea, and iced coffee, but still… I’m not sure offering a larger dose of caffeine is a step in the right direction for anybody. And I can almost guarantee this will bump up my wait time.
Muy gordo. Muy mal. This is a guilty pleasure I will need to overcome.
Turns out I’m not far off with my associations. Apparently, Starbucks is traveling into Big Gulp territory, rolling out the Tentra-sized beverage option. Starting May 3rd, for 50 cents more than a Venti, you can get 31 oz. of pure addiction in a super cup.
Apparently this size-on-steroids is geared toward iced beverages like lemonade, tea, and iced coffee, but still… I’m not sure offering a larger dose of caffeine is a step in the right direction for anybody. And I can almost guarantee this will bump up my wait time.
Muy gordo. Muy mal. This is a guilty pleasure I will need to overcome.
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